Mr. Vixen: “How can you put me through this torture?”

Me: “What torture are you going through?”

Mr. Vixen: “Nannygoat is over there going dweedondoodadoododadoo.”

Mr. Vixen: “And Lloyd is over there going doduondoondoodoo.”

Lloyd: “Actually, Mr. Vixen, this is English I am speaking… “

My husband is retarded…but Lloyd loves my laptop and Nanny loves Butterball:

Happy Friday, I got family here so back OFF